Halloween isn’t just about candy and jump scares anymore. Sure, the pumpkins and ghosts are fun, but you know what’s way more entertaining? Dressing up in costumes that double as conversation starters. And nothing starts a wild debate faster than a good ol’ game of Kiss, Marry, Kill.
If you’ve ever sat around with friends arguing over which celeb gets which title, you already know the chaos this game brings. So why not take it to the next level and turn the game into your Halloween costume theme? Spoiler: the results are both hilarious and genius.
I’ve pulled together 15 hilarious Kiss, Marry, Kill Halloween costume ideas that’ll not only make people laugh but also spark endless banter at your party. Ready to have everyone pointing, laughing, and maybe even arguing in your direction? Let’s get into it.
1. The Classic Celeb Trio
Go old-school with costumes based on the ultimate Kiss/Marry/Kill question: Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling, or Harry Styles.
- Kiss: Red lipstick marks all over your costume.
- Marry: A fake wedding veil and bouquet.
- Kill: Fake dagger or skull makeup.
It’s simple, funny, and everyone at the party will instantly get it. Bonus points if you can actually pull off a decent Ryan Gosling smolder.
2. Pop Culture Icons Edition
Think Barbie, Ken, and Oppenheimer (yep, we’re still not over “Barbenheimer”).
- Barbie = Marry (she’s the dream wife, duh).
- Ken = Kiss (because, let’s be honest, he’s adorable but maybe not husband material).
- Oppenheimer = Kill (the guy built the bomb, sooo…).
Imagine walking in as this trio—people will laugh before you even say a word.
3. Superhero Showdown
Pick three heroes everyone argues about: Batman, Iron Man, and Deadpool.
- Batman: Marry (rich, brooding, and can protect you).
- Iron Man: Kiss (cocky but fun for a fling).
- Deadpool: Kill (because chaos).
This one works especially well for group costumes. Just be prepared for heated Marvel vs. DC debates.
4. Reality TV Chaos
Costume idea: The Bachelor, Kim Kardashian, and Gordon Ramsay.
- The Bachelor = Kiss (obvious reasons).
- Kim K = Marry (queen of reality TV wealth).
- Gordon Ramsay = Kill (because he’ll roast your cooking forever).
Honestly, the drama sells itself.
5. Food-Themed Kiss Marry Kill
Yes, food costumes exist and yes, they’re hilarious. Try Pizza, Taco, and Broccoli.
- Pizza = Marry (because you’ll never get tired of it).
- Taco = Kiss (spicy, messy, fun).
- Broccoli = Kill (sorry, veggies).
Want attention? Nothing beats someone walking around as broccoli with a “Kill Me” sign.
6. Meme Legends
Go as Shrek, SpongeBob, and Nicolas Cage.
- Shrek = Marry (ogres have layers).
- SpongeBob = Kiss (bubbly personality, literally).
- Nicolas Cage = Kill (just because… well, he’s Nicolas Cage).
If you’ve got meme-loving friends, this costume set will win Halloween, no contest.
7. Horror Movie Edition
This one’s perfect for the spooky vibe: Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, and Ghostface.
- Freddy = Kill (he’s already terrifying).
- Michael = Marry (he never speaks, so less arguing, right?).
- Ghostface = Kiss (funny and dramatic).
Dark humor? Absolutely. But it’s Halloween—you’ll get away with it.
8. Disney Characters Twist
How about Elsa, Gaston, and Olaf?
- Elsa = Marry (queen energy).
- Gaston = Kill (no one bullies like Gaston).
- Olaf = Kiss (he’s adorable, but a snowman fling is short-lived).
This one hits harder if you belt out “Let It Go” mid-party.
9. Music Legends
Channel Elvis, Beyoncé, and Post Malone.
- Beyoncé = Marry (obviously).
- Elvis = Kiss (the king of rock ’n’ roll).
- Post Malone = Kill (he’ll forgive you—he’s chill like that).
Plus, you’ll get a built-in party playlist.
10. Office Comedy Setup
Dress as Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute, and Jim Halpert from The Office.
- Jim = Marry (because pranks + love story).
- Michael = Kiss (chaotic fun).
- Dwight = Kill (sorry, beet farm).
If you’ve ever binged the show (same here, guilty), you know this one will get nonstop laughs.
11. Political Satire
This one’s for the bold: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and modern politician of choice.
- Washington = Marry (father of the nation vibes).
- Lincoln = Kiss (honest and iconic).
- The modern one? Kill (no explanation needed, lol).
Just… read the room before you commit to this one.
12. Internet Slang Brought to Life
Imagine costumes for “Netflix,” “Chill,” and “Wi-Fi.”
- Netflix = Marry (endless nights together).
- Chill = Kiss (short, fun, and casual).
- Wi-Fi = Kill (because it always drops when you need it most).
This one is peak millennial/Gen Z humor.
13. Fairytale Mix-Up
Try Prince Charming, Cinderella, and the Wicked Witch.
- Cinderella = Marry (classic).
- Prince Charming = Kiss (great for a fling).
- Wicked Witch = Kill (obvious).
Disney purists will argue with you, which makes it even more fun.
14. Sports Rivalry
Costumes: Tom Brady, LeBron James, and Serena Williams.
- Serena = Marry (GOAT).
- LeBron = Kiss (legend status).
- Brady = Kill (sorry, Patriots fans).
This one’s bound to split the room, but hey, that’s the point.
15. Random Object Chaos
And finally, the wild card: Toilet Paper, Hand Sanitizer, and Face Mask.
- Toilet Paper = Marry (forever reliable).
- Hand Sanitizer = Kiss (hot during the pandemic, but maybe not long-term).
- Face Mask = Kill (because we’re all tired of it).
If you want to be that person who steals the show, this is the move.
Tips to Pull These Off Like a Pro
- Props matter: Even simple costumes become hilarious when you add a sign or accessory.
- Stay in character: Make your “Kill” character act overly dramatic or your “Marry” character overly clingy—it sells the joke.
- Go as a group: These ideas hit harder when three friends commit together.
Conclusion
So, there you have it—15 hilarious Kiss Marry Kill Halloween costume ideas that guarantee you’ll be the life (or maybe the death 👻) of the party. Whether you go full pop culture, food-themed chaos, or just throw on a wig and call it “Nicolas Cage,” these costumes are designed to spark laughs and conversations all night long.
At the end of the day, Halloween is about having fun, being a little weird, and not taking yourself too seriously. And if your costume can start a Kiss/Marry/Kill debate that lasts an hour? Mission accomplished.
Now, the real question: which of these ideas are you brave enough to try this year? 😉